"Come visit aaardvark's odd ark! We've got a wide selection in clothes and hats of all styles. Everything from crazy polyester shirts and pants, to vintage and formal wear."

Items sold include: jeans, cords, camo pants, ties, scarfs, overalls, jumpsuits, guayaberas, dashikis, peticoats, feather boas, furry coats, velvet jackets, halter tops, apple hats, party wigs, work clothes, dresses, Hawaiian shirts, tie dye, lingere, and nightware.